jayda95:

dad?
  • mum: can you-
  • me: *groans for 17 hours*

speakeasytherapy:

allkillernofiller:

accidentally bumps into someone

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"you don’t have to keep apologizing" 

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weloveshortvideos:

He photoshopped himself on stage


nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

(Source: andrewbelami)


officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re lying and ur bestfriend backs u up

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eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing


One day you lose something, and you say: ‘Oh my God. I was happy. And I didn’t even know it.’
- Unknown, Humans of New York (via girlchoking)

(Source: textposter)


gangbangs:

who would name their kid zoey 101 

(Source: slydig)